RESIDENTIAL MC

When lvnproof goes into it's random comatose state, I post random stuff outside of the usual nightlife shenanigans. Or in the case of a few months back, I gave real estate on the blog to my smelly T-shirt [3-Peat]. On the low it was a cry out for help, not only for a splash of detergent, but shame for still living at home. Shameful, of course, but I could always lower my quality of journalism by intruding into the lives of celebrities. That'll never happen, only because Egotastic does the only reportage of sex tape links and nipple slips I could (and would) do. See for yourself.

Again, I breakout the defibrillator and take another shot at myself about living at home, as did one of my favorite songs during the heyday of Rawkus records, "Still Live With My Mom" by the self-proclaimed Polo-Rican Thirstin Howl III and lyrical genius Master Fuol. A failure to launch from the nest hasn't been best narrated since then, and most rappers (broke ones) can attest. The 12" only release from 2000 was ahead of it's time, at least for me it was. The mind of Todd James aka REAS behind Comedy Central's Crank Yankers and Cartoon Network's Minoriteam, illustrated the video to my current theme song. Props to REAS' comic strip style, honorable mention to Rudy Ray Moore as Bad Ass Hollywood Brown and Hollywood's Original Entertainers (H.O.E.) in the intro. You see my vision right? Above all, they jacked the beat to that Destiny's Child record, "No, No, No" for the second verse. And the backpackers don't know shit about pop music...fuck off. Your man Wyclef "If I Was President" Jean was twisting the knobs behind that one. Sadda Paow! Well, until my modest salary lands me a crib, I'll just move in with my pops.